Vacation rentals with a patio in Upminster

Stunning views with silent aircon!

Wake up & lift the automatic blinds directly from your SUPER KING SIZE BED & be captivated by the VIEW of the beautiful Darent Valley unfolding before you through the picture windows. SNUGGLE in a cosy armchair with a book, listen to your favourite music or EXPLORE many footpaths along the valley. Stroll through the fields to Otford & Shoreham villages, visit HISTORIC HOUSES & vineyards or simply stay at home & enjoy a spacious studio apartment whilst staring at the sunset with a glass of wine

Lavish Retreat & Champagne 30mins Taxi from London

The Little Touch of Grey, provides an electric ambiance and the perfect setting for the elite of mind, who wants to reward both themselves and their partner. We are proud to share the latest addition to our portfolio with those who appreciate of all things bespoke. Included are; a complimentary bottle of Champagne, indoor & outdoor Jacuzzi, underfloor heating, sound system and salacious yet tasteful surprises throughout. For special occasions, use our secret compartment to add to your surprise.

Luxurious houseboat in London

The houseboat is a unique place to stay in London, within easy reach of all of London’s landmarks, including Tower Bridge and Tower of London (5 mins by train). The boat is moored within a marina which means that there is very limited boat movement on the water. The houseboat is custom-designed with every possible comfort, including super fast Wifi, smart TV with content streaming services, and supremely comfortable beds. Radiators throughout the boat make this a comfortable year round option.

The duckhouse

Peaceful retreat on the edge of the nature reserve with a variety of hens ducks outside your window to wake up in the morning 😊 a self contained cabin with all the mod cons in a shabby chic style. Sleeps up to 4 with bathroom and kitchenette. Close to wedding venues, lovely walks, cycling routes, golf courses, easy routes Into London and lakeside shopping centre. Dog friendly with a secure garden, free parking. Animal lovers haven. Green 🦜 and geese flying above with peacocks in the grounds.

OutbackShack Hottub Sauna Cinema Pooltable Essex

A cosy wooden cabin full of character, with a snug built-in double bunk bed, and a comfy lounge wrapped in warm, rustic charm. Step outside onto the spacious deck with seating, a seasonal pool table or ping pong, and a relaxing Area — perfect for relaxed days or cosy evenings. Peacefully tucked away yet close to the A13, A127, and A12, with easy access to Leigh-on-Sea, Old Leigh, and Southend. A quiet, quirky retreat for couples, solo travellers, or small families. Hottub and Sauna available

Meadow view peaceful countryside lodge with ducks

Private Cosy getaway in the English countryside Whether you want to take advantage of the many local coastal & woodland walks or stroll to the local country pub Or just have some time to yourself & cosy up in the lodge or relax in the garden & feed our ducks You will have the entire lodge to yourself so you will not be disturbed it has its own private entrance as outlined in green on the photos Contactless check in No smoking in the lodge No parties Maldon high street is a 10 min drive

Petite Gite in an idyllic cottage garden.

Come and make yourself at home in this unique hand crafted miniature gite. Tucked away in the garden of a Tudor cottage, situated on the Addington village green just yards from the Angel Inn. Cottage style Kitchenette with miniature Belfast sink and cupboards. Small double raised bed with storage and dining table underneath. Fully centrally heated for those cosy winter/autumnal days. Rose Cottage, as we call it, has been painstakingly restored to create a delightful, light and cosy space.

Adorable 4 bedroom annex with hot tub

Welcome to 'The Annex' a super hidden gem, tucked away in a rural location but only 11 miles to Southend seaside with 'Adventure Island', 8 miles to Leigh-on-sea and only 33 miles from London. Nestled between the A13 and A127. 'The Annex' is the perfect setting for special occasions, birthdays, families, contractors, hens, stags, holidays, treat yourself time. Take time to relax in the bubbly hot tub. It's important to look at 'other details to note' for rules on events and celebrations.

Spacious Essex Barn: Cinema, Bar & Tennis Court

Welcome to our private barn conversion, tucked away in peaceful South Essex countryside. Just 20 mins from Southend-on-Sea’s 7 miles of beaches, pier, amusements & Adventure Island, and 10 mins from Southend Airport. We are also 5 mins from Apton Hall Wedding venue. Enjoy exclusive use of the barn with a cinema room, bar/lounge with pool table, games room with table tennis & gym, plus a tennis court. 4 great pubs/restaurants within 10 mins & beautiful countryside walks nearby!

St George’s Cosy Cabin with Jacuzzi Hot Tub

The cabin is situated behind our house down a privately owned lane surrounded by woods and farmland and consists of 1 double bedroom but can easily sleep 2 adults and 2 small children. Cot, highchair and 2 single airbeds are also available. It boasts a large patio with quality furniture solely for guests' use. The jacuzzi is an added luxury and £15 is requested during your stay if used. There is a large fully stocked fishpond of which guests are welcome to feed.

The Annex

Escape to our modern, self-contained annex bordering Epping Forest. Perfect for hikers & wedding guests or those just looking for a peaceful retreat • Plush King bed, dedicated desk, Sky TV, and high-speed Wi-Fi. • 12m walk to High St; 20m walk to Epping Station (Central Line to London). • Kitchenette: Fridge, microwave, kettle, and toaster. • Private access and on-site parking. Experience woodland peace with easy city access. Book your stay!

Luxury Spa Retreat: Sauna & Hot Tub

Escape to our exclusive gated spa retreat, nestled on 5.5 acres of serene countryside in picturesque Fawkham, Kent. This private and tranquil haven offers breathtaking views of rolling hills, perfect for relaxation. Unwind in the luxurious sauna, steam room, or hot tub, soaking in the peace after exploring local attractions. Just minutes from Brands Hatch, our retreat blends seclusion with convenience, your ultimate quiet getaway awaits.