Vacation rentals with a patio in Orpington

The Barnyard

Kick back and relax in this calm and stylish architecturally designed countryside home. Recently built, with the focus on creating a high end holiday home which has been equipped to a very high standard. Situated in the heart of the wine producing area of the Kent countryside, with many local pubs and restaurants only a gentle stroll away. The beautiful contemporary design, with vaulted ceilings and polished concrete floors serve to provide a relaxing and stylish vacation for up to six guests.

Lavish Retreat & Champagne 30mins Taxi from London

The Little Touch of Grey, provides an electric ambiance and the perfect setting for the elite of mind, who wants to reward both themselves and their partner. We are proud to share the latest addition to our portfolio with those who appreciate of all things bespoke. Included are; a complimentary bottle of Champagne, indoor & outdoor Jacuzzi, underfloor heating, sound system and salacious yet tasteful surprises throughout. For special occasions, use our secret compartment to add to your surprise.

The Orangery, Organic Vineyard stay with pool.

The Orangery is a studio space situated at Coes Farm an organic vineyard and orchard making natural wines and ciders and offers 50 acres of absolute tranquillity in amongst nature, with a bit of luxury thrown in too! We have formal gardens and ornamental ponds, a large lake, plenty of woodland, open fields, an indoor saltwater swimming pool with hot tub, a tennis court and a games room. We planted our 5 acre vineyard in Spring 2021 and extended the existing Orchard with cider varieties in 2023.

Luxurious houseboat in London

The houseboat is a unique place to stay in London, within easy reach of all of London’s landmarks, including Tower Bridge and Tower of London (5 mins by train). The boat is moored within a marina which means that there is very limited boat movement on the water. The houseboat is custom-designed with every possible comfort, including super fast Wifi, smart TV with content streaming services, and supremely comfortable beds. Radiators throughout the boat make this a comfortable year round option.

Petite Gite in an idyllic cottage garden.

Come and make yourself at home in this unique hand crafted miniature gite. Tucked away in the garden of a Tudor cottage, situated on the Addington village green just yards from the Angel Inn. Cottage style Kitchenette with miniature Belfast sink and cupboards. Small double raised bed with storage and dining table underneath. Fully centrally heated for those cosy winter/autumnal days. Rose Cottage, as we call it, has been painstakingly restored to create a delightful, light and cosy space.

4 Bed House + Loft Space, Petts Wood, Orpington

4 bedroom new modern house ⭐ ⭐️ Contractors and long stays welcome please contact for bookings ⭐️ 📅 Long-Term Discounts Available - Enquire Now for the Best Rates! 🏠 ✅ 4 Spacious double Bedrooms - Comfortable beds for a great night's sleep. ✅ 1 Modern Bathrooms - Perfect for larger groups . ✅ Bright & Cozy Living Area - Relax with a Smart TV & high-speed Wi-Fi. ✅ Superfast Free Wi-Fi - Stay connected for work & entertainment. ✅ 3 car spaces on drive and free parking on road .

1BR Chislehurst | Free Parking | 20minTrain to Ldn

Stylish Fully Equipped One-bedroom Apartment | Free Parking Relax in this peaceful, modern one bedroom apartment in Chislehurst, London, on a quiet private road with free parking 5 min walk to Elmstead Woods station - 20 min train to London Bridge - 30 min train to Central London The charming Chislehurst village high street is 5 min drive away, with its boutique shops and eateries. The historic Chislehurst Caves and scenic National Trust walking routes are 1 mile away.

Idyllic Shepherd's hut in a quiet secluded meadow

Cozy inside and with gorgeous views outside, if that sounds like a splendid mix, then set off for the high-weald area of outstanding natural beauty and a self-catering stay at Gabriel's Rest, a gorgeous little shepherd's hut set in a peaceful and tranquil corner of a Sussex meadow with its own little garden. This idyllic retreat is set at Pococksgate Farm. It's all very peaceful here, and a relaxing place to just chill out all by yourselves with no one else around you.

Cosy shepherd’s hut with stunning valley views

Tucked away in the peaceful village of Shoreham, Sevenoaks, this cosy shepherd’s hut for two offers sweeping views of the Darenth Valley. Set in the grounds of a beautiful Grade II listed home, it’s fully equipped with a kitchenette, shower, toilet, basin, log burner as well as outdoor furniture to enjoy the view. With great local pubs, a vineyard, and walks nearby, and warm hosts on-site, this is the perfect spot to relax, recharge, and soak up the Kent countryside.

The Zeppelin with outdoor bath (April-November)

The Woodland Zeppelin (Outdoor Bath Available April to November) Our Zeppelin landed in 2017 and has been a popular romantic and lifestyle retreat, from busy lives, since then. The woodland Zeppelin is designed differently inside to the original Airship 001, to appeal to all couples and those who have enjoyed their stays with us, previously. This accommodation has no mains plug sockets and sparse mobile signal. It was designed by the architect Roderick James.

Unique one bedroom coach house

Designed and restored with an eclectic style, this unique coach house is perfectly located in the heart of Royal Greenwich, a stones throw from Greenwich park and heritage sites, and a stone’s throw from the O2 arena, yet quietly situated in the most desirable part of Greenwich. Transport into central London is accessed either by rail, DLR or river bus, all being less than 5 minutes walk. A quiet oasis, Perfect for visiting both Greenwich and Central London

Unique Dome | Glamping | Hot Tub | Surrey | Adults

Olive Pod is the ultimate cosy, private and picturesque geo dome retreat. Set on a fruit farm in Surrey, in its own secluded field behind tall fir trees, with no other pods or tents nearby. A firm favourite adults-only escape for proposals, anniversaries, birthdays and honeymoons - we can also decorate for your arrival ✨ The perfect place to unwind and recharge in a peaceful natural setting. Ideal for couples or friends. No infants, children or pets.