Guidebook for San Francisco

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Guidebook for San Francisco

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It's open late for all your grocery needs
48 locals recommend
Safeway
2350 Noriega St
48 locals recommend
It's open late for all your grocery needs
You want money? They have it!
6 locals recommend
Bank of America Financial Center
2325 Noriega St
6 locals recommend
You want money? They have it!
Smaller than Safeway but they've got more organic stuff and a better wine selection.
87 locals recommend
Noriega Produce
3701 Noriega St
87 locals recommend
Smaller than Safeway but they've got more organic stuff and a better wine selection.
My girlfriend likes this place. So do all the local hipsters. They close at 4PM though and aren't open on Tuesdays. Slackers.
170 locals recommend
Devil's Teeth Baking Company
3876 Noriega St
170 locals recommend
My girlfriend likes this place. So do all the local hipsters. They close at 4PM though and aren't open on Tuesdays. Slackers.
It's a beach, but before you get too excited remember that you're not in Hawaii. This beach can get cooold.
553 locals recommend
Ocean Beach
La Playa St
553 locals recommend
It's a beach, but before you get too excited remember that you're not in Hawaii. This beach can get cooold.
They have money here, too.
Citibank
1900 Noriega St
They have money here, too.
Gas up your car. Not the cheapest gas, but the closest.
76
221 Airport Blvd
Gas up your car. Not the cheapest gas, but the closest.
Get your read on.
8 locals recommend
Ortega Branch Library
3223 Ortega St
8 locals recommend
Get your read on.
They sell slices and they're open late
Taraval Pizza
800 Taraval St
They sell slices and they're open late
I went to school here! The monseigneur got in trouble for touching the altar boys.
Holy Name School
1560 40th Ave
I went to school here! The monseigneur got in trouble for touching the altar boys.
Asian supermarket. It's cramped and full of Asians. Just like Asia!
12 locals recommend
Sunset Super
2425 Irving St
12 locals recommend
Asian supermarket. It's cramped and full of Asians. Just like Asia!
Get rid of your junk here.
18 locals recommend
Goodwill
1669 Fillmore St
18 locals recommend
Get rid of your junk here.
Yup, another Walgreens. They're all over the place!
293 locals recommend
Walgreens
1333 Castro St
293 locals recommend
Yup, another Walgreens. They're all over the place!
I have fond childhood memories of this place. Nice big, baked sandwiches. Their fries are the sliced kind so they look like big potato chips.
16 locals recommend
The Yellow Submarine
503 Irving St
16 locals recommend
I have fond childhood memories of this place. Nice big, baked sandwiches. Their fries are the sliced kind so they look like big potato chips.
Lie to yourself and say that you're eating fruit.
Jamba 9th & Irving
1300 9th Ave
Lie to yourself and say that you're eating fruit.
This park is awesome. Museums, bike paths, jogging paths, arboretum, homeless people, you name it!
1721 locals recommend
Golden Gate Park
1721 locals recommend
This park is awesome. Museums, bike paths, jogging paths, arboretum, homeless people, you name it!
As teenagers we used to clim all over these ruins. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. People get washed away around here. They stupid things we did as youngsters.
246 locals recommend
Sutro Baths
1004 Point Lobos Ave
246 locals recommend
As teenagers we used to clim all over these ruins. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. People get washed away around here. They stupid things we did as youngsters.
I got to see whales once when I was here!
8 locals recommend
Sutro Baths Upper Trail
Sutro Baths Upper Trail
8 locals recommend
I got to see whales once when I was here!
They say it's getting gentrified so better go see it in it's grimy glory soon!
355 locals recommend
Mission District
355 locals recommend
They say it's getting gentrified so better go see it in it's grimy glory soon!
It's a mall. The Macy's men's department has a large clearance section though.
173 locals recommend
Stonestown Galleria
3251 20th Ave
173 locals recommend
It's a mall. The Macy's men's department has a large clearance section though.
Ironically does not have the best Japanese food in the city.
246 locals recommend
Japan Town
246 locals recommend
Ironically does not have the best Japanese food in the city.
Lone Mountain? I grew up in SF and I've never heard of half of these places.
Lone Mountain
Lone Mountain? I grew up in SF and I've never heard of half of these places.
Trannies and homeless people
8 locals recommend
Tenderloin
8 locals recommend
Trannies and homeless people
Somehow, I find the name of this district the most self-ingratiating. I don't know why. It's like some hipster came up with the name to show off how modest he was.
36 locals recommend
Dogpatch
36 locals recommend
Somehow, I find the name of this district the most self-ingratiating. I don't know why. It's like some hipster came up with the name to show off how modest he was.

Food Scene

No nonsense Chinese food popular with the locals. Take pictures of the food and say you discovered it!
13 locals recommend
Cheung Hing Restaurant
2339 Noriega St
13 locals recommend
No nonsense Chinese food popular with the locals. Take pictures of the food and say you discovered it!
In the mood for Hong Kong style food and bad service? Go here!
ABC Tea Kee Cafe
2500 Noriega Street
In the mood for Hong Kong style food and bad service? Go here!
Good Vietnamese food in a chilly, dim restaurant. The other Vietnamese place on the same block just serves pho.
Tay Giang Restaurants
2543 Noriega Street
Good Vietnamese food in a chilly, dim restaurant. The other Vietnamese place on the same block just serves pho.
Pizza's not bad
75 locals recommend
The Pizza Place on Noriega
3901 Noriega St
75 locals recommend
Pizza's not bad
They make their own coffee. You can smell this place before you see it.
28 locals recommend
Henry's House of Coffee
1618 Noriega St
28 locals recommend
They make their own coffee. You can smell this place before you see it.
If you're in the mood for noodles and wonton. Open 'till 10 or 11PM I believe.
Won Ton House
1325 Noriega St
If you're in the mood for noodles and wonton. Open 'till 10 or 11PM I believe.
Man, this place sucks.
10 locals recommend
The Bashful Bull Too
3600 Taraval Street
10 locals recommend
Man, this place sucks.
You came to SF for this?
34 locals recommend
KFC
5724-B Thornton Ave
34 locals recommend
You came to SF for this?
These dogs are expensive. Don't get the soy dog.
13 locals recommend
Underdog
1634 Irving Street
13 locals recommend
These dogs are expensive. Don't get the soy dog.
They sell different styles of hot dogs.
The Dog Pit
1404 Taraval Street
They sell different styles of hot dogs.
big portions found here
Noriega Okazu Ya
2447 Noriega Street
big portions found here
Not bad, but I prefer the Chinese restaurant down the street. Too bad I don't know the name of that place.
42 locals recommend
Kingdom Of Dumpling
1713 Taraval St
42 locals recommend
Not bad, but I prefer the Chinese restaurant down the street. Too bad I don't know the name of that place.
This is my friend Stan's favorite Korean restaurant in SF. Every time we get together we eat here. EVERY TIME.
6 locals recommend
Shin Toe Bul Yi
2001 Taraval St
6 locals recommend
This is my friend Stan's favorite Korean restaurant in SF. Every time we get together we eat here. EVERY TIME.
They have a a couple of burritos here where they put fries in them. So decadent.
32 locals recommend
El Burrito Express
1601 Taraval St
32 locals recommend
They have a a couple of burritos here where they put fries in them. So decadent.
Yummy crabs. Pricey and worth the wait. A date place.
78 locals recommend
Thanh Long Restaurant
4101 Judah St
78 locals recommend
Yummy crabs. Pricey and worth the wait. A date place.
I've never actually been here 'cause the wait is unbelievable!
259 locals recommend
Outerlands
4001 Judah St
259 locals recommend
I've never actually been here 'cause the wait is unbelievable!
Good Vietnamese restaurant. The one across the street is good too.
27 locals recommend
Pho Huynh Hiep 2 - Kevin’s Noodle House
1833 Irving St
27 locals recommend
Good Vietnamese restaurant. The one across the street is good too.
Pizza place. Haven't been here since high school. Wonder if it's any good?
18 locals recommend
Pasquale's Pizzeria
700 Irving St
18 locals recommend
Pizza place. Haven't been here since high school. Wonder if it's any good?
Partially self serve Indian food. I like all the different types of naan you can order.
14 locals recommend
Naan N Curry
642 Irving St
14 locals recommend
Partially self serve Indian food. I like all the different types of naan you can order.
I wonder if there are more Starbucks or Walgreens?
512 locals recommend
Starbucks
2132 Chestnut St
512 locals recommend
I wonder if there are more Starbucks or Walgreens?
Closest Thai place. Not bad.
11 locals recommend
King of Thai Noodle
1541 Taraval St
11 locals recommend
Closest Thai place. Not bad.
Crispy pizza but one time they gave me a burnt slice! Still pissed off about that...
47 locals recommend
Escape From New York Pizza
1737 Haight St
47 locals recommend
Crispy pizza but one time they gave me a burnt slice! Still pissed off about that...
Tapas food. It's been years since I've gone but I did get the cookbook.
124 locals recommend
Cha Cha Cha
1801 Haight St
124 locals recommend
Tapas food. It's been years since I've gone but I did get the cookbook.
I went here once and had to give up my Man Card. It was so spicy I had to go to the corner store to buy some milk to cool me down.
spices
291 6th Ave
I went here once and had to give up my Man Card. It was so spicy I had to go to the corner store to buy some milk to cool me down.
Perpetually long lines. Except for the time when two dozen people got E. coli poisoning.
458 locals recommend
Burma Superstar
309 Clement St
458 locals recommend
Perpetually long lines. Except for the time when two dozen people got E. coli poisoning.
I've been here more than once. I have no pride.
Jack in the Box
4649 Geary Blvd
I've been here more than once. I have no pride.
You want burgers? They have burgers. Don't get the philly cheesesteak.
Buffalo Burger
5317 Geary Blvd
You want burgers? They have burgers. Don't get the philly cheesesteak.
I used to come here with my dad when I was a kid. Memories...
38 locals recommend
Louis'
902 Point Lobos Ave
38 locals recommend
I used to come here with my dad when I was a kid. Memories...
Great views.
285 locals recommend
Cliff House
1090 Point Lobos Ave
285 locals recommend
Great views.
My favorite burrito place. Get the shrimp burrito. You can't really call it a shrimp burrito since they're gigantic!
169 locals recommend
Taquería El Farolito
2779 Mission St
169 locals recommend
My favorite burrito place. Get the shrimp burrito. You can't really call it a shrimp burrito since they're gigantic!
Sweet and savory crepes here
Ti Couz Creperie
3108 16th Street
Sweet and savory crepes here
I like their thin sliced pizza though they have the super thick kind as well.
25 locals recommend
Arinell Pizza
509 Valencia St
25 locals recommend
I like their thin sliced pizza though they have the super thick kind as well.
Korean-Chinese food with a looong line. Once you do get in you'll notice that every table has ordered dry glazed chicken wings. When in Rome...
154 locals recommend
San Tung
1031 Irving St
154 locals recommend
Korean-Chinese food with a looong line. Once you do get in you'll notice that every table has ordered dry glazed chicken wings. When in Rome...
Another place I haven't been in awhile. You sorta want to dress up here.
111 locals recommend
House of Prime Rib
1906 Van Ness Ave
111 locals recommend
Another place I haven't been in awhile. You sorta want to dress up here.
It's touristy but that doesn't mean it's bad.
30 locals recommend
The Stinking Rose
430 Columbus Ave
30 locals recommend
It's touristy but that doesn't mean it's bad.

Shopping

They make their own ice cream. Can't decide? Spin the wheel!
30 locals recommend
Polly Ann Ice Cream
3138 Noriega St
30 locals recommend
They make their own ice cream. Can't decide? Spin the wheel!
They make their own gelato! I told you there are gems in the Sunset!
25 locals recommend
Marco Polo Italian Ice Cream
1447 Taraval St
25 locals recommend
They make their own gelato! I told you there are gems in the Sunset!
Japanese dollar store where everything is over a dollar.
Ichiban-Kan
1931 Irving St
Japanese dollar store where everything is over a dollar.
You want LPs? Really?
79 locals recommend
Amoeba Music
1855 Haight St
79 locals recommend
You want LPs? Really?
I think they make their own ice cream. They have flavors you won't find anywhere else like yuzu.
16 locals recommend
Joe's Ice Cream
5420 Geary Blvd
16 locals recommend
I think they make their own ice cream. They have flavors you won't find anywhere else like yuzu.
Dungeons and Dragons anyone?
8 locals recommend
Gamescape
333 Divisadero St
8 locals recommend
Dungeons and Dragons anyone?
I prefer going to the Costco outside of SF. Easier to drive to (for me) and less crowds.
171 locals recommend
Costco Wholesale
450 10th St
171 locals recommend
I prefer going to the Costco outside of SF. Easier to drive to (for me) and less crowds.

Drinks & Nightlife

Tacos here are the soft kind and are good. It's also a bar so they open in the afternoons. Most of the white people on Irving St hang out here.
50 locals recommend
The Taco Shop at Underdogs
1224 9th Avenue
50 locals recommend
Tacos here are the soft kind and are good. It's also a bar so they open in the afternoons. Most of the white people on Irving St hang out here.
I like to take my out of town friends here for the Irish Coffee. Yeah, that isn't a racist sounding drink at all.
105 locals recommend
Buena Vista
2765 Hyde St
105 locals recommend
I like to take my out of town friends here for the Irish Coffee. Yeah, that isn't a racist sounding drink at all.

Essentials

kitchen is open 'till 10PM. Don't get the pasta.
56 locals recommend
Crepevine
624 Irving St
56 locals recommend
kitchen is open 'till 10PM. Don't get the pasta.
Expensive food and homeless teenagers. What more could you want?
664 locals recommend
Whole Foods Market
450 Rhode Island St
664 locals recommend
Expensive food and homeless teenagers. What more could you want?
cheap grocery store but you end up buying so much stuff... it's just not pretty in the end.
51 locals recommend
Trader Joe's
265 Winston Dr
51 locals recommend
cheap grocery store but you end up buying so much stuff... it's just not pretty in the end.