Guidebook for San Francisco

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Guidebook for San Francisco

Food Scene

The Quesadilla el Castillito with carne asada would be my last meal were I to overstay my welcome on death row. It is the best food item I can imagine.
31 locals recommend
El Castillito
136 Church St
31 locals recommend
The Quesadilla el Castillito with carne asada would be my last meal were I to overstay my welcome on death row. It is the best food item I can imagine.
If you don't like really good mexican food made for and by real mexicans, this is your joint. I never eat there but yuppies seem to dig it.
187 locals recommend
The Little Chihuahua
292 Divisadero St
187 locals recommend
If you don't like really good mexican food made for and by real mexicans, this is your joint. I never eat there but yuppies seem to dig it.
They just redecorated this place to make it more modern. Guess what. Still looks cheap. Still is cheap. Go fried chicken.
19 locals recommend
Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen
599 Divisadero St
19 locals recommend
They just redecorated this place to make it more modern. Guess what. Still looks cheap. Still is cheap. Go fried chicken.
This place used to look all shitty then they remodeled it a few years ago. I think it's probably back to looking shitty. It's close and they have coffee and foods. Don't be so picky.
44 locals recommend
The Grind
783 Haight St
44 locals recommend
This place used to look all shitty then they remodeled it a few years ago. I think it's probably back to looking shitty. It's close and they have coffee and foods. Don't be so picky.

Everything Else

For those of you who like new fancy schmancy joints with subway tile and old fashioned lightbulbs hanging on wires, you'll love what has happened to Divisadero over the last few years. 5$ apples!
24 locals recommend
Divisadero Street
Divisadero Street
24 locals recommend
For those of you who like new fancy schmancy joints with subway tile and old fashioned lightbulbs hanging on wires, you'll love what has happened to Divisadero over the last few years. 5$ apples!
Remember the opening of Full House? Yeah, me neither but it was filmed here and word is that Bob Saget still haunts the park telling creepy sex jokes to kids. Fun!
390 locals recommend
Alamo Square
390 locals recommend
Remember the opening of Full House? Yeah, me neither but it was filmed here and word is that Bob Saget still haunts the park telling creepy sex jokes to kids. Fun!
Do you like paying way too much for groceries? You are in luck, this place charges so much you will expect to run into famous people. They sure are good at stacking fruits and vegetables.
122 locals recommend
Falletti Foods
308 Broderick St
122 locals recommend
Do you like paying way too much for groceries? You are in luck, this place charges so much you will expect to run into famous people. They sure are good at stacking fruits and vegetables.

Drinks & Nightlife

This is the closest bar. It also happens to be cool. New art every month, Motown Mondays will make you think it's the weekend somewhere else. Look for my name on the wall. I got tab surplus.
131 locals recommend
Madrone Art Bar
500 Divisadero St
131 locals recommend
This is the closest bar. It also happens to be cool. New art every month, Motown Mondays will make you think it's the weekend somewhere else. Look for my name on the wall. I got tab surplus.
This is the other closest bar. They are kinda light on their pours so if you think less is more, weehooo!
99 locals recommend
The Page
298 Divisadero St
99 locals recommend
This is the other closest bar. They are kinda light on their pours so if you think less is more, weehooo!
This place still looks like the apocalyptic future looked in 1991. HR Geiger type shit. No hard booze. Bummer.
46 locals recommend
Noc Noc
557 Haight St
46 locals recommend
This place still looks like the apocalyptic future looked in 1991. HR Geiger type shit. No hard booze. Bummer.
The rock and roll and punk kids here think they are pretty fuckin' hardcore. Most of them get money from their parents. Kids.
23 locals recommend
Molotov's
582 Haight St
23 locals recommend
The rock and roll and punk kids here think they are pretty fuckin' hardcore. Most of them get money from their parents. Kids.

Arts & Culture

Probably the best place to see your favorite band in the city. Not a bad seat in the house and the sound is top notch. Staff is friendly too. Stumble home!
200 locals recommend
The Independent
628 Divisadero St
200 locals recommend
Probably the best place to see your favorite band in the city. Not a bad seat in the house and the sound is top notch. Staff is friendly too. Stumble home!

Sightseeing

They are trying to make this stretch all fancy schmancy but there are still plenty of dirtballs keeping it the right amount of stinky. Cheap drinks and eats. Go nuts.
41 locals recommend
Lower Haight
41 locals recommend
They are trying to make this stretch all fancy schmancy but there are still plenty of dirtballs keeping it the right amount of stinky. Cheap drinks and eats. Go nuts.
Some people call this Dog Poo Park. A fun game to play is while walking home drunk with friends, take off your shoes and run through. Whoever steps in poop first wins. So much fun.
138 locals recommend
Duboce Park
Scott Street
138 locals recommend
Some people call this Dog Poo Park. A fun game to play is while walking home drunk with friends, take off your shoes and run through. Whoever steps in poop first wins. So much fun.
If you like to jog, you'll find like minds here. None of you will live much longer than those who don't jog but you'll have saggy faces & bad knees for those few extra years! Go fitness!
43 locals recommend
The Panhandle
43 locals recommend
If you like to jog, you'll find like minds here. None of you will live much longer than those who don't jog but you'll have saggy faces & bad knees for those few extra years! Go fitness!