Family-friendly vacation rentals in Dildo

The Dildo Suites - Feels like Home

Welcome to The Dildo Suites! This cottage is situated in Dildo Cove overlooking the ocean and only a few minutes walk to the Dildo Brewery. The main level features a walk-in sunroom, open concept kitchen & dining area, complimentary coffee/tea bar, spacious living room with a large window overlooking the ocean. Enjoy the card table/crib table and your favourite Netflix show plus wifi. *Address changed to 58 Front Road on Maps and HST included in price.Also new Luxury bottom suite on property

Kimmel Cottage Dildo

Beautiful and peaceful little rustic cottage. Located in the beautiful community of Dildo, this is where everything started with Jimmy Kimmel in 2019. The cottage was the place where all Kimmel producers and Guillermo enjoyed their time off after the filming in Dildo. We are also pet friendly!You will be please by the scenery this place have to offer you and his unique patio on the water, don’t forget to get your picture of the Famous Dildo sign,visit the Dildo Brewery at 5 min walking distance!

Julia's Landing - Ocean view home in Dildo Harbour

Welcome to my traditional, 4 star, seaside vacation home, located in the beautiful Newfoundland town of Dildo, nearly 1 hour drive from St.John's. Infamous for its name, Dildo is the perfect location for exploring Trinity Bay and surrounding areas. This house has had many upgrades yet still retains it's character and charm. Dildo Craft Brewery & Museum, Dildo Coffee Shop , Nan and Pops gift shop & a children's playground all near by.. Anderson's cove is only 10 minutes walk from the house.

Seaview Vacation Home in Dildo, NL

Spacious accessible home in Dildo, NL, located just a short walk away from the waterfront, marina, gift shops, and the Dildo Brewery Co. & Museum. Only an hour west of St. John's, the picturesque community of Dildo has always been a go-to destination for visitors to Newfoundland and provides an excellent base for exploring the surrounding area. And don't forget to snap a selfie with the famous Captain Dildo mascot or the "Dildo" sign, showcasing Hollywood's sister city, donated by Jimmy Kimmel.

Eagles Edge, cottage on the edge of Trinity Bay

Located in a private setting overlooking Trinity Bay. Enjoy ocean views from the front of the property surrounded by trees. A short walk to Anderson's cove beach where you can enjoy beachcombing, bird watching or simply listening to the waves. Experience the modern farmhouse feel of this brand new property surrounded by the sights and sounds of nature. Stroll around the small fishing town where you will see many beautiful views, fishing stages, hiking trails and the Dildo Brewery.

The Harbour Loft is your perfect getaway.

Looking for a serene place to stay? You just found it. Kick back , relax and enjoy this peaceful location. Enjoy your morning coffee/tea while overlooking beautiful Trinity Bay . We are a hidden gem along route 80, just 15 minutes from TCH at whitboune. You’ll find walking trails, heritage information and must visit neighbouring communities. We are less than 5 minute commute to the Dildo Brewery. In our community, you’ll find local bakeries and a multitude of restaurants.

The Picture Book Victorian House

Executive style home located in scenic Blaketown across from Dildo Pond only 5 minutes north to Dildo Brewery and 5 min south to TCH, Tim Hortons, A&W, Mary Brown's and Subway. Come and enjoy this private home with 3 bedrooms. The master bedroom is large with a king size bed. The other 2 bedroom, one has a queen bed the other a double. This home features a gorgeous sunroom that invites you to enjoy your morning coffee. This is a new home with a open concept.

The Bird House- 3 bed unique home with Hot tub

This unique place has a style all of its own and offers a stunning view of trinity bay. All 3 levels have 1 bedroom with there own bathroom plus amazing ocean view from each window. The lower level you will find all the floors are heated along with a heat pump and a wood stove for cooler nights and a hot tub outside. The top level consist the master bedroom with its own ensuite. Outside has a warp around deck so you can enjoy the sun and the ocean breeze from any angle.

Just Like Home

Welcome to a very large outdoor property, before entering into this beautifully renovated and spacious, older 2 story home! Step into a large open entryway. On the main floor you’ll find the kitchen, with all the amenities. The dining room, a comfy living room with a 50” TV. Bedroom #1, with a queen bed. A large main bathroom, with laundry facilities. On the second floor, bedroom #2 with a double bed, a half bath and a much larger bedroom #3, also with a queen bed!

Blue Moon Bus - Glamping in NL

Stay in a beautifully restored 1952 Western Flyer Military Bus transformed into a cozy glamping retreat. This unique stay blends vintage character with modern comfort, featuring heat, A/C, running water, a shower with propane on-demand hot water (short showers recommended), and a compact mini kitchen for simple meals. Thoughtfully designed inside, the Blue Moon Bus offers a warm, memorable space to relax and experience a one-of-a-kind stay.

Prettys ocean view boat house

Come sit next to the water with breath taking views of the community of Dildo, Trinity Bay. playground ,Dildo Brewing Co. & Museum and Dildo Dory Grill just minutes within walking. Screech in also available at Dildo Cove Outdoors Adventures. Boat tours dory rentals and cod fishin tours available when in season

Whaler's View

Come and relax and take in the breathtaking views of Dildo. Located approximately 1 hour from St. John's and just steps away from the ocean. Walking distance to the Dildo Brewery and Nan and Pop’s Gift Shop. During your stay, don't forget to take a picture of the infamous Dildo sign.